The Lives They Lived, Part V

This is getting ridiculous. They're killing all the animals! In our latest installment of dead animal stories, the coyote captured in Central Park dies while being tagged for release! According to the state Department of Environmental Conservation spokesperson, "He stopped breathing during a routine tagging procedure and he couldn't be resuscitated by DEC biologists or Cornell University graduate researchers."


An autopsy will be performed to find out if the "stress of the chase, captivity, transport or some other condition contributed," according to the article. WTF, is the DEC employing Lynndie England these days?